nmap is great and all

Sometimes I just want to use a dumb GUI for network related tasks. I usually can’t remember nmap’s arcane commands for complex queries, so I just go and download Angry IP scanner, which is a trusted open source project. ipscan.exe on Chrome gives me:

and MSE also chimes in with:

Really? Tool? Tool is a malware category? That’s like selling someone a food poison detector but having it go off when they start eating fatty or sugary foods. You know, for their own good. Thanks guys.

Meanwhile, I saw a coworker of mine whitelist a trojan from a USB drive on a laptop running MSE. He got annoyed by the error message and MSE helpfully offered to “allow” it. Oh, MSE you were supposed to be “the one!” Chrome too? I am heartbroken.